Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!