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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town? You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
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Always talk to your wife when you’re making love – assuming there’s a phone handy.
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A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
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Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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