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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 36.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 36.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 36.48 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
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