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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
My math teacher called me average... How mean!
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has 36.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, holiday, lawyer
A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
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