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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Q: How do you blind a woman? A: You put a windshield in front of her.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: women
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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Black magic... It doesn't work.
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