What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."
Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner.
The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"
The drunk says "When I die?
Sure.
I thought you were taking a load up now."
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
Drunks don’t have to go to the meetings.