What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? Drunks don’t have to go to the meetings.