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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 80.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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has 80.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, wife, work
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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has 80.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, "Fees."
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Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks who’s funeral is this? The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?” He answers, “This is the dog that killed her!” So Tom asks, “can I borrow the dog for an hour?” He responds, “Get on line!”
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 80.13 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.
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An airman finds a barber shop near the base and goes inside for a haircut. After getting a nice, short flat-top, the airman asks how much he should pay. "No charge, son" replies the barber, "Your dedication and sacrifice in the service of our nation is payment enough." The next day, as he opens shop, the barber finds a squadron T-shirt and a thank-you note left by his customer. Later that day, a staff sergeant comes in, asking the barber to take a little bit off the sides. When the haircut was complete and the NCO reaches for his wallet, the barber again says: "No charge, sergeant. Your dedication and sacrifice in the service of our nation is payment enough." The next day, as he opens shop, he is pleased to find an Air Force hat and a squadron coin by the door, with a thank-you note. Later that day, a colonel comes in, asking if the barber can do something to cover his bald spot. The barber obliges, and when it comes time to pay, he again says: "No charge, sir. Your dedication and sacrifice in the service of our nation is payment enough." The barber comes to work the next day and finds on his doorstep... three more Air Force colonels.
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Q: What are the three words you never wanna hear whilst having sex? A: "Honey I'm home."
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