Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head.