Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.