How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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