Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.