Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.