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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
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has 34.20 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: god, sex, time
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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