Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.