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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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has 34.22 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
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has 34.20 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: god, sex, time
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, stupid
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