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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person’s got, you wish you’d ordered that.
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beer, life
An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geography, marriage, wife
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 34.12 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
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