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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 34.92 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, women
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
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