Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?"
Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.