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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
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Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!
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Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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