What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!