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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, stupid
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person’s got, you wish you’d ordered that.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beer, life
An angry man is coming home and shouts to his wife, "I know everything!" His wife reacts right away, "Is that so? Then tell me please. Who is the fifth highest peak in the world?"
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geography, marriage, wife
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