What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?"
Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
