Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person’s got, you wish you’d ordered that.
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit