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A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... 'What did you do that for!'
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can control chaos.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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