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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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Husband: I want to go somewhere on holiday this year I've never been before. Wife: Well, how about the kitchen?
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What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
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Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map.
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Contrary to popular belief, Harry’s mother and father were married. Not to each other. But they were married.
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I had two women in my bed the other day. I got home from work and discovered my wife is having a lesbian affair.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the Bishop with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the Bishop looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the Bishop and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The Bishop put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
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Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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