Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".