How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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