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The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, cop, travel
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wife
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
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