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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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