Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.