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Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, money, work
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. "Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it. "Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere. "Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him. "It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, golf
A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money, music
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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