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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 33.03 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 33.03 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on. Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on. Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny comes in completly naked. The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.
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has 33.01 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 32.94 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 32.84 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems
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