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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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has 33.25 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, customer service, women
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
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