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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 33.35 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: heaven, men
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her. Pity her.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: marriage
An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: military
Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
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