Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.
A bra and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar and asked for two tui's the bar man said"sorry i cant serve you." the bra and jumper leads answered back"why not" the bar man said"your off your tits and you lock like your about to start something".