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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
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has 30.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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has 30.36 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 30.32 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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has 30.25 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, science
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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has 30.20 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
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has 30.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
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