Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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What’s the sex?
The sex in a disease.
You always get in bed because of it.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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