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Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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has 30.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 30.19 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed. My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count." Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
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has 30.19 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: family, kids
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
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has 30.15 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men
This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down. The bartender says, "hay buddy what's your hurry?" The man replies, "if you had what I have you would do the same thing." The bartender backs up and says, "what do you have?" The man anwers, "about 75 cents!"
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider. "Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing," interjected the priest, "But it's certainly nothing you need to confess!" "It's gets worse Father," continued the elderly fellow, "I was weak and I told her that she had to repay me for hiding her, by providing me with sexual favors." The priest contemplated this disclosure for a minute and then responded, "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a very large risk. You would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil of your acts, and judge you kindly." "Thank you Father," said the old man. "That's a load off my mind! Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I have to tell her that the war is over?"
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: military
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