What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
There are three blondes on an island.
A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.
The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.
The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.
The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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What’s the sex?
The sex in a disease.
You always get in bed because of it.
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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