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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 30.27 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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has 30.25 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, science
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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has 30.20 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
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has 30.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, driving, drunk, redneck
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: business, kids
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