I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.