Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
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