I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.