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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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has 29.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A bra and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar and asked for two tui's the bar man said"sorry i cant serve you." the bra and jumper leads answered back"why not" the bar man said"your off your tits and you lock like your about to start something".
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. "Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he missed again. "Strike Two!" he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. "Strike Three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, car, drunk
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
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