Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''.
What is so special about the retirement age?
"It is the time when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job."
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
My husband and I married for better or worse.
He couldn’t do better and I couldn’t do worse.