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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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has 30.07 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black people, parrot
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 29.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, celebrity, drunk
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 29.97 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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has 29.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A bra and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar and asked for two tui's the bar man said"sorry i cant serve you." the bra and jumper leads answered back"why not" the bar man said"your off your tits and you lock like your about to start something".
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. "Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he missed again. "Strike Two!" he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. "Strike Three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
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