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I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’ Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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has 29.93 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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