The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house.
Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house.
Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone.
The message reads, ' battery low'.
Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'.
He was disappointed.
Boy: you left this at my house last night
Girl: that aint mine
Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"