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Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
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Did you hear about the lawyer who was hurt in an accident? The ambulance he was chasing stopped too suddenly.
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 30.36 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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