What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.