Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Did you hear about the lawyer who was hurt in an accident? The ambulance he was chasing stopped too suddenly.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water.
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.