Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted to be very clear!
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?"
And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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