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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’ Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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has 29.93 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
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has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: business, kids
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
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