How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’
Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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What's grosser than gross?
A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Gulp.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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