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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? "You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
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