E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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