Best jokes ever

"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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has 29.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 29.18 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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has 29.18 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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has 29.17 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, horse, life
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
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