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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, life
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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has 29.38 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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has 29.37 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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has 29.36 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 29.27 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
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