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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’ Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’
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How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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