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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 29.21 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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has 29.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: racist
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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has 29.18 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: sex
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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