Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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