Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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