Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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