Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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