Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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