Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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