I got really love sick the other day working away from home.
Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people?
You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
A Horse walks into a bar:
"Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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