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I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, marriage
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
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has 26.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, horse
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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