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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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has 26.52 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
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has 26.47 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 26.42 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
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has 26.42 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
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has 26.33 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 26.27 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
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has 26.24 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: sex
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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has 26.18 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, racist
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 26.18 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: sex
A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
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