What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo?
A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?”
Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
A: When did you turn up?