A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
A true story, according to the LA Times.....
Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"