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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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has 26.93 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 26.88 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, marriage
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
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has 26.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, horse
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
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