Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people?
You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
A Horse walks into a bar:
"Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted to be very clear!