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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, Yo mama
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, horse
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, IT, marriage
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: school
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