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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, horse
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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has 27.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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has 27.50 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 27.50 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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has 27.42 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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has 27.34 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 27.34 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: sport
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