Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night.
Woke up with a massive correction.
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig.
That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment.
They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket.
"What is that?" she asks.
"Those are my golf balls."
"Is that like tennis elbow?"
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
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There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Why has Guinness got a white head on it?
So when you’re drunk you know which end to start on.
What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic.