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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 26.66 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 26.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 26.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 26.59 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
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has 26.55 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 26.52 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
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has 26.42 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
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has 26.39 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, dirty, mexican, political
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
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has 26.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, racist
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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has 26.21 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
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