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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 27.55 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 27.50 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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has 27.50 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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has 27.42 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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has 27.34 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: sport
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: money
There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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Why has Guinness got a white head on it? So when you’re drunk you know which end to start on.
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