Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.