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A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those...
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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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I was taken short in the back of a taxi. Because of all the mess I gave the driver a ten-pound note. Mind you it had only been a fiver before I wiped myself with it.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman
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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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