What’s black with three feets? A piano!
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
What is grosser than gross? When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.