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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 26.68 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 26.66 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 26.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 26.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 26.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 26.52 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 26.45 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 26.42 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
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has 26.42 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
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has 26.24 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: sex
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