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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 26.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 26.52 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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has 26.52 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 26.42 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
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has 26.42 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 26.38 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 26.35 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
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has 26.31 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
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has 26.24 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 26.18 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: sex
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