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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
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has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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has 25.99 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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has 25.94 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, kids, life, marriage
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
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