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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their jobs. One guy says, ''I'm a YUPPIE...ya know...Young, Urban, Professional. The second guy says, ''I'm a DINK ...ya know...Double Income No Kids.'' They asked the woman, ''What are you?'' She replied... ''I'm a WIFE...ya know... WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC.''
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: bar, sport, wife
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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has 22.01 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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