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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Mother Teaches Her Child To Go To The Bathroom Mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers: 1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your business. 5. Let the skin forward. 6. Stow your equipment. 7. Close your fly. She did check on him often to see if he had learned the lesson, and heard 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. She was very happy until one day she checked and heard 3-5, 3-5, 3-5.
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has 79.34 % from 2298 votes. More jokes about: business, sex
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.33 % from 1594 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 79.31 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 79.29 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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has 79.29 % from 2687 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, jewish, mexican, racist, work
A priest passed near a young boys gang that were hanging out next to the church. He went close to them and asked them: "What are you boys doing there?" "Not much, Father. We are playing a game in which however says the biggest lie about his sexual life, wins!" "Oh, boys!" surprised said the priest. "When I was your age I wasn’t even thinking about sex!" And the boys unanimously: "You won, Father!"
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has 79.29 % from 600 votes. More jokes about: age, church, life, priest, sex
A king wants his daughter to have a husband so he puts up a flier. The first guy comes and the king puts green glitter on his daughters private part. The next mornning the king checks the guys private part and there's green glitter all over it. More and more guys come along and the same thing keeps happening. Finally, one day this guy comes along. The king puts the green glitter on his daughters private part, and the next mornning checks the guys privates and there was no green glitter. The king is thrilled and offers the man his daughters hand in marriage. The guy smiles to accept with a mouth full of green glitter.
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has 79.28 % from 2267 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, sex
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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has 79.28 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: food, science, sex, wedding, women
Customer to Waiter: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!" Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
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has 79.28 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, vulgar
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