Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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