Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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