Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Vote:
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Vote:
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Vote:
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Vote: