Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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