Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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