Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.