Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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