Joke #5445

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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