Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.