Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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