Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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