Joke #5445

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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