Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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