Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.