Joke #5445

Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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