Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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