Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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