Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.