Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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