Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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