Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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