Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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