Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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