Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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