Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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