When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.