When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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