When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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