When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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