When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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