When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.