When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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