When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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