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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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A gentleman wanders around the campus of a school looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!” The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, idiot?”
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