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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
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