What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.