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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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has 78.63 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?" Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister" And then the boy replies "Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."
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has 78.63 % from 1507 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why It Sucks to Be an Egg... You only get laid once, you only get hard once, and when you DO finally get hard, it takes under three minutes and you're already in hot water.
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has 78.61 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?" The girl says, "A bus." The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
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has 78.59 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, life, sex
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. "Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
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has 78.59 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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has 78.59 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
Q: VWhy didn't the fixed dog cross the road? A: Because he didn't have the balls to do it.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dog, mean
Vodka won't solve your problems but it's worth a shot.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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