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What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
has 78.59 % from 1138 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
has 78.59 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
has 78.57 % from 788 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
has 78.56 % from 1395 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life
The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man. "And why not?" "Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!"
has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, lawyer
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
has 78.55 % from 569 votes. More jokes about: racist, school
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
has 78.55 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, customer service, dog, stupid
A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.  As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.  "I'll give you a lift." The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer." The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
has 78.55 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: car, death, lawyer, priest
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