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Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife? A: Meet Patty.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life
Drink water, let's surprise the liver!
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, health
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.74 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
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has 77.72 % from 451 votes. More jokes about: mexican, military, racist
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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has 77.71 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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has 77.71 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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has 77.70 % from 795 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 77.70 % from 738 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
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has 77.70 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, sport, wife
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