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Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 77.76 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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has 77.75 % from 625 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 77.74 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time, work
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Mum: "How would you describe me?" Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK" Mum: "What does that mean?" Dad: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent." Mum: "What about JK?" Dad: "Just Kidding."
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, women
My iPhone fell from the 20th floor. Good thing it was in airplane mode.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: phone, technology
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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has 77.74 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: friendship, new year
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