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How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
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What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
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has 77.51 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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has 77.50 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, hunting, wife
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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Every time I say that I'm ready to order in a restaurant, what I really mean is that I'm not ready but the panic will help me make a decision.
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, time
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
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Me: "I'm finally happy!" Life: "Lol, wait a sec."
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: old people
A man is in a bar talking to his friend. ‘Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.’ ‘Did he get anything? asks his friend. ‘Yes,’ says the man. ‘A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk.’
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