Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.