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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother: “What did you learn today?” Kid: “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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