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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.26 % from 437 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When I reached to a desert island I didn't find anybody; so I turned home!
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has 77.25 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: desert island, travel
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?" "That's right, Sir." "So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?" "That was my dentist."
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has 77.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dentist, friendship, management, stupid, work
"Mr. Ben, I am asking for your daughter's hand." "Why? I don't get it, don't you have a hand?" "I do sir, but I'm sick and tired with my own hand sir!"
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has 77.21 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation
Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Life is like a box of chocolate. It doesn't last long for fat people.
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: life
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."
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has 77.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.19 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 77.19 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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has 77.18 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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