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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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has 77.60 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: women
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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has 77.57 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: history, school
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.57 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
16 and Pregnant. 15 and Fucking. 14 and Sucking. 13 and Licking. 12 and Fingering. 11 and Touching. 9 and Kissing. 8 and Wondering. Welcome To Our Fucked Up Generation...
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has 77.55 % from 1726 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
I bought a lottery ticket. My son asked me: "Dady if your ticket wins $100,000 what will you do?" I replied: "A travel to Europe, drink best and most expensive wines, making sex by the most beautiful actress and so on." He again asked: "If unfortunately, your ticket didn't win what would be your action?" I angrily gazed him then I told him: "I don't move here, drink some booze and beer; fuck your mother."
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has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, money, travel, vulgar
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
Life is like a box of chocolate. It doesn't last long for fat people.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
The doctor gave me one year to live. So in the heat of the moment, I shot him. And the judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, prison, time
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