The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
I've 3 aunts and 4 uncles in any ceremony of wedding they mention me : "oh , Bill you are enough grown up , the next time will be your turn." I also in payoff on funeral days tell them: "Woo you are enough old I hope next time would be your turn!"
Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.