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The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
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Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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I've 3 aunts and 4 uncles in any ceremony of wedding they mention me : "oh , Bill you are enough grown up , the next time will be your turn." I also in payoff on funeral days tell them: "Woo you are enough old I hope next time would be your turn!"
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
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