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A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 76.79 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother: “What did you learn today?” Kid: “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
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has 76.78 % from 488 votes. More jokes about: school
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 76.78 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 76.77 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.
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has 76.75 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal
I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
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has 76.74 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: math
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France." The new man asked, "What happened?" "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
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has 76.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: age, car, life, prison, women
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
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