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Is it true that 5 minutes of laugh prolongs your life by 5 minutes? It depends who you are laughing at – it may as well shorten it...
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Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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Sex is like air – it’s not important until you’re not getting any.
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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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