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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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has 76.59 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: atheist, math, religious
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.59 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
A guy feels out an application for E-harmony to meet the ladies. E-harmony rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, "What do you like most in a woman." The man replied, "My d*ck."
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has 76.58 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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has 76.58 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
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has 76.55 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus four?" Class: "At once!"
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has 76.54 % from 746 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: men
A Knight was getting ready for the crusade. Ha turned to his friend and told him: "My fiancée is the most beautiful girl in the world and I can't imagine her being with someone else, while I'm gone. You're my best friend and I trust you. Here's the key for her chastity belt. In case I never get back, unlock her and set her free." When the crusade Knights were a mile away from the village, the Knight gets an urgent message: "Mate, You Gave Me The Wrong Key!"
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has 76.54 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 76.53 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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