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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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