Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.