Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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