Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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