Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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