Joke #1766

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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