Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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