Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.