Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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