Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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