Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.