Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.