Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris will never die.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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