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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.09 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns. Billy: Who, me? Teacher: Very good!
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has 76.09 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: school
During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor, Dr. UK, Steve, and a French doctor, Dr. Myrddin, were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. "Only last week," Dr. Myrddin said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd, "Dr. UK Steve exclaimed, "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, she wouldn't be able to walk if it were." "Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied Dr. Myrddin. "I was talking about the flavour!"
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has 76.09 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
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has 76.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.07 % from 607 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Me: "I'm finally happy!" Life: "Lol, wait a sec."
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women. His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them. Great says his mate, what is it! Just walk up to any woman you fancy and say, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion! Does this damp piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: men
Patient: "Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness." Doctor: "You can pay by cash, cheque or MONEY order."
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, money
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