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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 76.15 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I buzz you in. Come inside and elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?" "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? "What... You're coming empty handed?"
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has 76.15 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: family, jewish, mean
When I was younger I used to think having sex was kissing naked. One day after showering my dog came in the restroom, so I kissed him on the head, after realizing what I did I ran downstairs, and told my mom that I had sex with the dog, you can image her face after hearing this. Yep I was a very dumb child.
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has 76.15 % from 658 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, kids, sex
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 76.14 % from 1103 votes. More jokes about: gay
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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has 76.12 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: racist
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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has 76.12 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money, music
A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!"
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, car
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: men
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.10 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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has 76.09 % from 1136 votes. More jokes about: school
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