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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.42 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends: 1st: How your girlfriend look like? 2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours? 1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
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has 76.40 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, sex
Sex is like air – it’s not important until you’re not getting any.
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has 76.37 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: sex
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish. The wife wished for an all expenses paid, first class, around the world cruise with her husband. Shazam! Instantly she was presented with tickets for the entire journey, plus expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc. The husband, however, wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger. Shazam! Instantly he turned 93 years old.
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has 76.37 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: age, anniversary, genie, time, travel
An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked. "Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."
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has 76.37 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, money, wife
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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has 76.37 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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has 76.36 % from 556 votes. More jokes about: racist
Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, John? Littly Johny: You said, "Don't anyone dare walk into my class late!"
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has 76.35 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
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