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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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has 76.04 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, democrat, funeral, money
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 76.03 % from 606 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
"Mommy! Do Angels fly?" "Yes, they do my love!" "Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!" "Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."
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has 76.02 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, love
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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has 76.02 % from 1041 votes. More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night. The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks." The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch." The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife." The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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has 76.02 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, drunk, party, wife
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: divorce, mean, men, money, women
A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other, "Nine." Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. "Sorry to spoil your evening," said his friend, "but when I walked in they were speaking German"
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 76.01 % from 592 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.00 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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