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Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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has 76.00 % from 1140 votes. More jokes about: school
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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has 75.99 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: sex
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 75.98 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.98 % from 507 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 75.98 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"
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has 75.98 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, masturbation, money, sex
Little Johnny came home after school: "Daddy, I have a bad grade in English language." "Why?" asked his father. "Well, the teacher asked us the following question: "Mary entered the forest with John and came out of the forest with Mike. What is Mary?" "How come what Mary is? A whore, of course," said the father. "That's what I said, but the teacher answered Mary was a subject."
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has 75.98 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, school
Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off." "What makes you say that?" "He's using my hand."
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has 75.98 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 75.98 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: hipster
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