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God created the man.He noticed that the man is hungry he created bread . He understood the man is thirsty so he originated water. He considered the man feels cold so he created fire . At the end God recognized the man is very comfortable then he created WOMAN!!
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You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You Matter.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: life
Twin brother were in a same class. Teacher ask them to write their father’s name. They wrote different name. Teacher was shocked and ask them why did they wrote the different names. They reply, ” Now you wont say that we cheated”.
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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A young , attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had sex?” “1956,” was his reply. “No wonder you look so uptight!” she exclaimed. “Major, you need to get out more!” “I’m not sure I understand you,” he answered, glancing at his watch, ”It’s only 2014 now.”
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has 75.94 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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My nephew told me when he grows up, he wants to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer. I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.
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has 75.93 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: family, sex, work
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Anthony Weiner got in trouble with his Hispanic online name "Carlos Danger". He is now using a French online name, "Jacques Ouef".
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, technology
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