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Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two.
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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
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Jimmy's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Jimmy." Jimmy says, "Now! I can see why they threw him out!
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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