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Why Coffee Is Better Than Women: - A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. - You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee. - You won't get arrested for picking up coffee on the street at 3 a.m. - You can make coffee as sweet as you want. - You can get cup after cup of different coffees all day long. - No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. - Coffee doesn't talk to you. - Most coffee is hot, unless you request it otherwise. - Coffee stains are easier to remove. - Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less. - When coffee gets cold, you can throw it away. - When you drink coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat. - Coffee doesn't take up half your bed and all the hot water.
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night. The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks." The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch." The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife." The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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has 75.62 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, drunk, party, wife
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 75.61 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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has 75.61 % from 1267 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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has 75.60 % from 2197 votes. More jokes about: black people
Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time, one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me." The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, memory, old people, time
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: democrat, time
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