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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster. The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples. The waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster. The sheik explains, "A genie granted me three wishes. My first wish was to have an endless supply of money. My second wish was to have many beautiful women. And my third wish was to have an insatiable cock."
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I was wondering why air is so polluted. Then I remembered people saying "Love is in the air". Now it makes sense.
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You have got to be kitten me!
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Cool Morals: 1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa. 2. One should love animals. They are tasty too. 3. Save water. Drink beer. 4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick. 5. Books are holy. So don't touch them. 6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught. 7. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...
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I went to blockbusters last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever. The bloke at the counter said, "NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!"
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