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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
has 75.02 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
has 75.02 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, science, women
Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife... A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
has 75.01 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
has 75.01 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black humor, music
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. They woke up in the morning, and the guy on the right says "I had this wild, vivid dream last night. I was getting the best hand job I ever had!" The guy on the left says "I had the same dream, too!" The guy in the middle says "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about:
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
has 75.00 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"? A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"
has 74.99 % from 631 votes. More jokes about: sex
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
has 74.98 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
has 74.98 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except of a latest model fire extinguisher. "What's the fire extinguisher for?" the tourist wondered. "It's for erasing the misspellings!"
has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
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