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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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