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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
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has 75.05 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, marriage, sex, wife
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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has 75.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: age, death, redneck, wife
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 75.05 % from 2997 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: "Wow, you won't believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks." The friends are curious and ask: "Well, what happened next?" The guy says: "Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her." The friends are cheering and one friend asks: "Soo... did you get any head?" The guy says: "No, I couldn't find it..."
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has 75.03 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, morbid, sex, women
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, "No, ma'am." She says, "Well, do you have any dates?" And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dating, life
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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has 75.02 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 75.02 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
How many mexicans does it take to build... Oh shit, They're done!
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has 75.02 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican, work
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