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Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt? A: Self-employed.
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has 75.09 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the Left Nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!...
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has 75.09 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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has 75.09 % from 359 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 75.08 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 75.08 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is it? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi’s. What is it? The answer is: "A Last Name..." You didn’t think I’d tell you a dirty joke, did you?
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has 75.08 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, time
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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has 75.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: age, death, redneck, wife
Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.
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has 75.04 % from 466 votes. More jokes about: asian, cop, geography, work
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 75.01 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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