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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?" "No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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