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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 74.18 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 74.18 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race. Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs...
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sport
*WINS AN OSCAR* Me: I'd like to thank my legs, for always supporting me; my arms, who are always by my side and lastly my fingers, I can always count on them.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: life
On a men's bathroom wall, someone had hastily scrawled, "I slept with your mother." Underneath it, another person had written, "Go home dad, you're drunk."
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dad, drunk, kids
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife, women
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
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has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 74.16 % from 782 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn't a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?" "Darling, I really didn't like it. After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far to scratchy."
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has 74.15 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: birthday, family, little Johnny
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
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has 74.15 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: kids
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